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Why you don't see a lot of rich teabaggers…

alphabitch — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:14:06 +0000

BP's Gulf Fuckup: Just another Challenger Disaster?

alphabitch — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:36:05 +0000

What BP and NASA Have In Common guest post by Becca Kastl In 1986, the space shuttle Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff. Following the disaster, a lengthy investigation ensued. It was known almost immediately that the cause of the disaster was due to failure of the "O" ring in the solid rocket booster. However, it wasn't [...]

Can White People Say Nigger?

alphabitch — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:20:28 +0000

See, yeah. I'm with Chris Rock on this one… nooooot really. He officially retired his "Niggas vs. Black People" skit, because dumbfuck racist white folks just didn't get it. From Wikipedia: The controversy caused by Rock's constant use of the word nigga led him to remove the piece from his act. In a 60 Minutes interview, [...]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, HUMANITY?!?

alphabitch — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 00:36:40 +0000

Seriously, I was having an impossible time trying to decide which particular helping of bullshit the world has served up recently was totally worth ranting about. I can't choose. Too many. So, if you were hoping for a big in-depth rant session, I'm afraid you're going to have to hang in there a leetle bit [...]

links! click them! Thursday, 13 May 2010

alphabitch — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:31:17 +0000

OHMIGAWD … weeks of tinkering, and it looks like the link digest posts are all ready to go. Last possible glitch? Whether or not the stupid facebook link session will expire between scheduled posts… however, if that happens, I have no doubt the facebook app developer who kindly enabled our fan page Links RSS feed [...]

The Adam Smith quote you WON'T hear from the Deregulation Crowd

alphabitch — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:27:17 +0000

"…exertions of the natural liberty of a few individuals, which might endanger the security of the whole society, are, and ought to be, restrained by the laws of all governments, of the most free as well as of the most despotical. The obligation of building party walls, in order to prevent the communication of fire, [...]

AAAAAHHHH! The stupid! It HURTS!!!

alphabitch — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:36:05 +0000

I'm just going to throw this out there, unedited, for everyone's enjoyment. I have, thankfuckinggawd, somehow avoided having anyone in my email contacts who sends shit like this to me… unless (as in this case), a friend got it from her mother, and she was SO flabbergasted by the idiocy, she had to share. And so, [...]

Up and coming… I think.

alphabitch — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:24:48 +0000

So, two new things should be appearing on the site soon… one, a digest of links I've posted on facebook each day should auto-magically appear here around 11pm Pacific Time every night. Two, since I'm obviously crap about staying on top of the written updates, I'm going to try to put my 40 minute weekday [...]

Run, Sarah, Run! No, really.

alphabitch — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:08:23 +0000

Rah Rah Rah! Go Jeezis! And Exxon! Sarah Palin is a lunatic. If she ever achieves a measurable level of political power, she'll be a dangerous lunatic. She's closely affiliated with a bat-shit crazy evangelical group plotting to take over the world for Jesus (using brilliant tactics like assigning Prayer Warriors to every street in Newark, [...]

The Problem with Hipster Pricks

alphabitch — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:33:39 +0000

… [Porn is] a great job for someone who is dumb, unambitious, and devoid of sexuality. In fact, the only way you can do 'sex work' (as naive feminists like to call it) is to have no sex left in you. Some perverted uncle or disgusting friend of the family robs a girl of her [...]

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