fcking cnts

Spel Chekc is Gud

alphabitch — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:34:10 +0000

If you want people to believe you are an "expert", maybe do not also describe yourself as an "aficado" and a "connesueir" in the same paragraph in your self-promoting social media bio. If you are a woman posing as a sex expert, this goes double, because half the people who read the bio won't respect you [...]

Hello TSA! Go fuck yourself, thanks.

alphabitch — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:15:02 +0000

So some asshole tries to blow up a plane with his crotch. (Bad jokes about Superman's sperm come to mind… but anyway!) It's not even likely that the amount of chemically goodness in the Panty Liner of Doom™ was enough to actually bring the plane down, but no mind… everyone else gets to be patted [...]

Hey, look! It's 2010!

alphabitch — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:44:32 +0000

For all those folks who are carping about the "new decade doesn't start 'till 2011," shut the fuck up. The perception of "09" changing to "10" makes much more visual sense in the context of a 4 digit year (or even a 2 or three digit year), and it doesn't fucking matter in any other [...]

Dear Lunatic Right Wing: Choke on a Cock and Die, Thanks.

alphabitch — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:39:19 +0000

I'm kinda disappointed that the Democrats in this country STILL have not learned that trying to take the "high road" and ignore the utter insanity of the ignorant Right only seems to make things worse. Sarah thankfuckingGODshe'snotmyGovernoranymore Palin babbles about government "Death Panels" killing innocent grandparents and retarded kids, and who stands up to loudly and [...]

An open letter to Nidal Hasan & his superiors

alphabitch — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:46:43 +0000

In the past week, I've heard more than one tirade including some comment along the lines of, "Why the fuck are we even letting Muslims into the goddamn military? Look what happened! Big fucking surprise!" One particularly heated ex-New Yorker went on to suggest—no, insist—we should lock all American Muslims up until the end of [...]

Digital Photography

alphabitch — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:08:45 +0000

Throw your film snapshot camera in the toilet. Seriously. If you're still in the film stone age for your workaday family pics, here is the reason you should save film photography for Serious Art™ images only. And probably develop the shots in a home darkroom too.

Take your WRAP and fuck it.

alphabitch — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:50:34 +0000

October 25–November 1 is WRAP Week! WRAP = White Ribbons Against Pornography, and this post is my little way of helping to celebrate! What better way to celebrate the puritan anti-porn squad's self-proclaimed crusade, than a big, resounding GO FUCK YOURSELF, f-ckingc-nts-style? Instead of a White Ribbon, wear a Plaid Ribbon. When people ask, say it’s [...]

Blarg.

alphabitch — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:39:18 +0000

I'm not dead, or even seriously ill … I figured I might want to let people know, since I've gotten emails asking. :-) Just a temporary case of burnout. Y'know, with the internet, with American politics, with intolerant racist bullshit, and other random shit like housecleaning. heh Hard to even pick a single thing to [...]

All a matter of perspective?

alphabitch — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:55:33 +0000

Y'know… back when I was in college, I took my friend Tonya out for drinks with some of my college friends. I liked them all a lot, and I wanted them to meet each other. So, when we arrived at the appointed bar, I introduced her around to the five folks who were already there. [...]

Ding dong, the witch is gone…

alphabitch — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:18:03 +0000

See? That even rhymes better than the original version! Anyhow, yes, Sarah Palin is resigning (or already resigned?) today. I was thinking of attending the Governor's Picnic here in Fairbanks wearing my Obama '08 tshirt, just to see how well she pulled off a forced smile while serving me a hamburger. Then I decided sleeping [...]

f*cking c*nts